查看完整版本: 3个笑话~笑一笑~

3个笑话~笑一笑~

1:夫妻参展
一对年轻的夫妇去参观画展。妻子站在一幅画前指着一个女人肖像的画幅大声喊了起来:“这女人多难看呀!天哪!”“嘘，轻一点!”丈夫说，“这不是画，是一面镜子。”
评论：想不到妻子竟然连自己都认不到~实在是搞笑！！

2：追美眉
我:“做我女朋友好吗?”
她:“我觉得我们做朋友更好。”
过了30秒，我又问:“做我女朋友行吗?”
她:“真不合适!”哥大怒，继续说“我追你两次，你都拒绝，太不给面子了吧，不行，你要反追我一次，让我拒绝你，心理平衡一下！”
女无奈，对我说:“帅哥，你做我男朋友好吗?”
哥回答“好!”牵手成功！
评论：这样的追女孩子方法都有~呵呵~有谁尝试过的呢？？

3：爬树不爬床
某旅游团安排不周，使一对陌生男女同住一室，当夜无话。早晨，女人对窗梳妆，怪风将她的丝巾吹到树上，眼看就要出发，男人卖力爬到树上取丝巾送女人，不料女人一记重重耳光扇到脸上，骂道：“笨蛋，树这么高爬上去了，床那么低你爬不上来
评论： 那女的想要~可那男的不知道~现实生活中就很多因这样而错过的！

喜欢第三个，不仅是男的有想法，女的也一样啊。

1 汗！这个笑话有点假了，不会有这样的人吧
2 这个不错，这么追MM倒不错啊，哈哈
3 有创意，好像在哪里见过类似的，不错

1.汗！天底下哪会有这样的人呐！瞎搞
2.不错，这个追MM的办法不错，就是有点搞
3.啥时候俺能遇到这样的事，我肯定就犯罪了，哈哈
总结：第三个好像在哪里见过

第1.难道这位女士.一直没有照过镜子吗?这样的情况都发生.
第2.假如这样真能追到女孩.我第一冲出去试.
第3.机会是送给有胆量的人.而不是这种送上门都不敢要的男人.

第三个有点老旧了，现在的新女性是，直接告诉你：是不是可以上你？

饥渴的女人遇到了不懂事的男人。后果可想而知

第二个追MM的办法很有创意 第三则感觉有点老

1.眼神不是一般得有问题
2.很有爱的男生，脸皮厚但很真心
3.这女的也太不要脸了吧

第3则 那个MM真劲爆 我多想就遇见这么一个啊 我肯定第一时间就爬床上了

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