txdisex 2011-7-8 19:41
男女约会的十个搞笑场面
1.经过漫长的等待，终于下雨了！虽然不大，他还是拿了一把小伞等在她下班的路上。“你没带伞？我送你回家吧！”“不要紧的，雨不大，我自己走好了。伞又这么小，你自己打吧！”
评论：所以说出门泡妞得带把大伞
2.请客吃饭，当然她也在。酒足饭饱，他喊了一声：这顿我请了！主动跑到总台去付帐，回来的时候后面跟了个小姐。因为钱不够。
评论：出门不带钱的小伙永远是没戏的
3.第一次见面，走了好久了。他说：“我饿了，你呢？”
“有一点。”
“该吃饭了，你回家去吧。”
“今天我家没人，我在外面吃好了。”
“哦，我知道有一家面还不错，我们一起去吧？”
然后一起走了两站路多一点，来到一家大排挡。
“老板，来两碗三鲜面。素三鲜。我不要鸡蛋，你呢？也不要吧？老板，两碗都不要加鸡蛋。”
“我有事，先走了。”
“嗳，不是说一起吃饭的么？怎么就走呀？我送你……等等，老板，只要一碗就好了！”
评论：这么抠门的小子要我得直接踹一脚
4.她经常从他那里借书，书里也经常会夹着些小纸条。但有一次，她无意间拿错书了，发现里面有很多的纸条。当然不是给她的。
评论：这招好用不，要不以后我也试试
5.终于等到她上夜班了。他打电话过去。
“喂，是你呀？有什么事啊？”
“嘿嘿,没啥事……”
“哦，我还有点事。以后没事就别打电话来了。”
“ 嘟——嘟 ——…………”
评论：看来，“没啥事”其实是禁语来着
6.车上人很多，他本来在里面，不怎么挤。但是突然发现门口上来一位靓女！于是费尽心思向车门口挤。终于挤到她身边了，还没来得及仔细瞧，她终于忍不住了，吐了他一身，然后说了句对不起就下车了。
评论：醉酒的女孩你伤不起啊
7.天赐良机：下雨，她又没带伞。于是他自告奋勇骑车送她回家，她坐在后座上为他打伞。多浪漫！没走几步，一起跌到水坑里。于是她打车先走了，他自己扛着车子回家。
评论：其实这娃迟钝了，全湿了当然直接去开房嘛
8.他换了一身新衣服，在楼下等她。为了给她一个“惊喜”，他决定从树后跳出来吓她一下。谁知跳出来的时候正巧踩在西瓜皮上，自己坐在水坑里不说，还溅了她一身的泥点。
评论：只能说这个西瓜皮很好很强大
9.他应邀到朋友家去玩，发现很多他送给自己女友的礼物。强压怒火一问，朋友都自豪地说是女友送的。
评论：这样开放的女孩你还是放弃吧
10.觉得关系很不错了，她就问：“当初你怎么想起来给我写纸条的？”
“我给班上每个女生都写了，只有你有回音。”
评论：很好很无耻，值得深入学习
我不坏你不乖 2011-7-8 20:27
第一个很搞笑？？我没感觉出来
相互依偎不是才叫幸福吗？？
vzcsd330602 2011-7-8 21:56
这些虽然不是很好笑，不过蛮现实的只有碰到了也许才会会心一笑吧
kof975 2011-7-8 22:00
其实都不是很好笑，有些还挺无聊的。根本不像笑话啊。希望楼主以后多发点好笑的
xilei1234 2011-7-8 23:25
我只是为这些男人觉得悲哀，又必要去这样迎合别人吗？
diffievent 2011-7-10 22:01
第一个说的不对，他要是不像和你用一个伞你拿个什么都没用
并不4711440 2011-7-11 01:33
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A547451670 2011-7-11 05:11
我就觉得第10个哥们儿可能要糟糕了噢
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panwanzx 2011-7-11 10:41
有些发生在身边的事，评论着实精彩，比笑话本身有内涵，笑里藏道
zsjfzmzxr1973 2011-7-11 13:49
有的人就是痴男，没办法不长眼力见，这样的男人还不少呢。
zisexingqi8 2011-7-13 02:15
第一个，就是要小伞才适合，大了还有啥感觉
showtimemmx 2011-7-13 02:56
虽然不是很好笑，但是呢确实有现实意义，感觉很有味儿。
笑对清风 2011-8-2 17:15
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看了下 有几个还好 楼主还要继续努力呀！
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